Jacob's comments:
  • Aah. Scientology. It's the funniest religion, if only because it takes itself so seriously. Also because it's crazy. According to the great big book of Scientology, "75 million years ago, Xenu, our vengeful galactic overlord, brought billions of his people to Earth in spacecraft resembling Douglas DC-8 airliners, stacked them around volcanoes, and detonated hydrogen bombs in the volcanoes. The thetans then clustered together, stuck to the bodies of the living, and continue to do this today." WHAT